BECAUSE YOU HAD TO GIVE NAMES TO EVERYTHING YOU FOUND, AND MAKE LOGOS FOR BAD IDEAS, AND CHANGE YOUR CAR EVERY TWO YEARS AND WAKE UP EARLY FOR CONFERENCE CALLS, AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE NO PROGRESS AT ALL / JUST A SHADOW FESTIVAL / BECAUSE OF THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO LEARN TO LOOK AT THE SKY AGAIN, YOU WILL HAVE TO LEARN TO EAT FOOD THAT GROWS WHERE YOU LIVE AGAIN, YOU WILL HAVE TO LEARN TO TOUCH WHAT YOU MAKE

- Robert Montgomery

Thursday, May 23, 2013

since I occasionally post my appreciation for good commercials. I feel obliged to also voice my apathy for the low, shitty ones. here's what I think, and what I've always thought about the last few years of this company's commercials...




hey, AT&T! 


exploiting, harassing, corrupting and demoralizing children is disgusting and wrong

 YOUR 
PIECE-OF-SHIT
COMMERCIALS 
 SUCK


  (...doing it regularly on NATIONAL TELEVISION gets you bonus evil points--bastards)